Every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten.

Ух ты какая секс-бомба! Сейчас проверим, как ты умеешь ножки раздвигать и ротиком работать. Так, замечательно. А теперь боком. Чтож, тоже не плохо. Мадам, станьте на коленки. Сойдёт. А теперь садиь, пять! Ну, в смысле на член садись...!

Have you ever answered one of those provocative "Personal" ads in your favorite sex newspaper? For instance, how about this one: "The Queen of Sex will wager any and all comers to a round-the-clock orgy of sex and fun" Well, Ronnie Glib responded to this one and he was glad he did! But he doesn't realize that there is one slight catch to the proposition: Whoever cries "Uncle" first, must pay the Queen five dollars a minute! He accepts the challenge, but he finally admits that he is "drained dry" and has to pay. He goes to a local bar where he meets with a sailor, B.C. Hazzard (played by John Holmes). Together, they plot to beat the Queen of Sex at her own game. We discover that the secret of her stamina - she's really a "pair of queens," portrayed by the fabulous sex twins. Triumphantly, Glib and Hazzard uncover the plot, drain the girls dry and collect their dough.

She may be tiny, but sexual dynamo Tami Monroe generates a million watts of erotic electricity! New to the Hollywood scene, Tami's adventures on the road to stardom are dirty and delicious! As a passionate personal assistant, this lusty lass moves up fast. Sexy Superstar Kimberly Scott (Victoria Paris) takes an interest in our heroine and that's not all! The wanton wheeling and dealings of producers and gossip reporters are scandalous beyond belief. But rest assured, Tami can handle any problem that comes her way! Stand back, Hollywood! It won't be long before we see her name in lights.